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Harvest Moon

How To Kill A VampireInvite the vampire to your home. Make it believe you'll be alone.How To Kill A Vampire
When he/she arrives at your place, Stick a screw driver in it's face.
Tie him/her up with sturdy metal chains. Make sure it's unconscious or this next step will be in vain...
Throw the vampire in your basement. When it wakes up, squeeze onion-juice in his/her face.
Then slap it's wicked head with a metal pan or a burnt slice of steak. Make sure it's conscious & focused or this next step will be a waste...
Turn the vampire toward your TV screen. Make sure it sees this dreadful DV
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